You guys. I think this is what let it feels like to be a great white shark.
I have driven some fierce cars in my time, but earlier this month, I had the privilege of getting behind the helm of the latest Audi RS3 hatch. Sorry, I mean Sportback. They insist we call it that, but it is indeed a hatchback. And yes, it also comes in sedan format, if that’s your cup of tea. And allow me to say, it’s a real predator. In fact, if I were to compare it to an animal, I’d call it shark-like.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, that’s a pretty bold statement. But hear me out. Just like a great white shark, the RS3 is sleek, powerful, and has a relentless drive to dominate. It’s got a five-cylinder 2.5-litre turbocharged engine that produces an impressive 294 kilowatts and 500 Newtons. That’s enough to give it a 0-100 time of just 3.8 seconds. It’s like being hit by a freight train, but in a good way. Which is why, I don’t feel like I drive the RS3 at all, instead it feels like I’m stalking prey – quietly confident that I could gobble up anything else on four wheels.
But the real magic of the RS3 is in the way it handles. It’s got a Quattro all-wheel drive system that gives it incredible grip and stability. This means you can throw it into corners at speeds that would make a lesser car wince, and it just sticks. Sort of like a great white scything through water. I will lean into this metaphor.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But great white sharks are dangerous creatures.” And you’re right. But the RS3 is just as dangerous, in its own way. It’s also highly addictive and will leave you wanting more. You’ll find yourself sneaking out at night just to go for a drive. And before you know it, you’ll be flying down the motorway, the engine roaring like a pack of hungry – do sharks make noise?
But like our fishy predator friend, the RS3 is also a complex beast. It’s got a wealth of technology at your fingertips, from the virtual cockpit to the latest infotainment system. It’s like having a mini-supercomputer in your car – you’ll need to invest some time in getting to know it – especially those driving modes. Ag just leave it in Sport Plus. But once you do, you’ll be rewarded with a driving experience that punches well above its weight category. I’m talking about powerful saloons with emphatic badges that retail around the R2mil mark, specifically.
In conclusion, the Audi RS3 Sportback hatch is a true ‘driver’s car’ masterpiece. It’s a car that will leave you breathless and inspired. You might have noticed – but some might say that it’s like a great white shark (me), powerful, deadly, and yet strangely alluring. If you’re looking for a car that will give you a thrill like no other, then look no further. The RS3 is the one for you. Well, if you have R1.2mil that is.
